If you buy me a house, I am going to want more closet space.
If you find wood floors while putting in new closets, I am going to want to restore them.
If you restore the wood floors, I am going to want a Victorian Livingroom with built-in bookcases.
In order to get a Victorian livingroom with built-in bookcases, I am going to want to rip out kitchen cabinets.
If you rip out kitchen cabinets, I am going to want to buy a circular saw to make them fit in the Livingroom.
If you buy a circular saw, I am going to want you to put up a pot rack with recycled pegboard from the garage.
If you install a pegboard pot rack, I am going to want a trip to ikea for pot lid racks and brackets for the shelves that are going to replace the cabinets.
My poor hubby had no idea what he was getting himself into when he bought me a house.
Oh, and since we're clearly demolishing the kitchen & livingroom simultaneously, i had better share my kitchen moodboard: