If you buy me a house, I am going to want more closet space.
If you find wood floors while putting in new closets, I am going to want to restore them.
If you restore the wood floors, I am going to want a Victorian Livingroom with built-in bookcases.
In order to get a Victorian livingroom with built-in bookcases, I am going to want to rip out kitchen cabinets.
If you rip out kitchen cabinets, I am going to want to buy a circular saw to make them fit in the Livingroom.
If you buy a circular saw, I am going to want you to put up a pot rack with recycled pegboard from the garage.